jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via officialfrenchtoast)

meladoodle:

my dad accidentally called me dad once

(Source: meladoodle, via thefuuuucomics)

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(Source: halogenic, via perks-of-being-chinese)

1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

adventuresofjimmyneutron:

my sister just told me that when she was little she saw brand new shoes at payless and they were the exact shoes she was wearing except the shoes she was wearing were old and kinda dirty so she broke the lock on the new shoes put them on and put her old shoes in the box and she got away with it. she was 6. 

(via godbless-st-cyr)

deisegal:

caesaretluna:

"nope"

- everyone

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motheroflesbians:

everyone in the game of thrones fandom:image

(via kdramasandjdramas)

16 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #312

ultrafacts:

1. Study your notes within one day of taking them. Retention rates are 60% higher then!

2. Open your bag of chips from the bottom, as most of the flavor has sunk there.

3. When making tacos, put the cheese on before the meat. The cheese will melt and prevent the taco shell from breaking apart.

4. Spiders hate peppermint oil. Put some in a squirt bottle + water and spray your garage and all door frames.

5. If an older guy is flirting with you and you want him to stop, smile at him and keep calling him “sir.”

6. Talking out feelings of depression in bed can help relieve them. It can be to a friend, a relative, God, or even yourself.

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kakashihotake:

the SADDEST thing ever in an anime is when the most cool and collected character who always has their poker face on has a huge emotional breakdown and they let all of their emotions out and they’re just screaming and crying like there is nothing more upsetting than that do you understand

(via flowerslut)

tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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(via laughbro)

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

lithefider:

glorious-godofchaos:

reyairia:

pirateking92:

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

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“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

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“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

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"That’s your otp?"

"But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

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"That’s your otp?"

"But one of them is dead."

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(via youichi21)